I found this in one of my books about Unix.
"Suppose that your friend Tracy has a program named pornotopia in the bin directory. (No, we don't know what it does, either.)"
Well "Dinotopia" was a hidden land of dinosaurs.
Work on the arg is rolling right along.
Oh, good news. Our bacon technology is growing by leaps and bounds. We already have such products as gummy bacon, bacon mints (with the breath freshening power of ham), baconaise, and now tactical bacon. What makes it tactical? The fact that it lasts 10 years? No, my Atari Jaguar is way over 10 years old and its tactical value is minimal at best. I think it is because you can open the can and leave it in a pit trap to collect people like this. I believe we are coming closer to a world with a true "Baconator". Wendy's is headed in the right direction, but for a true "Baconator" you need to weave the bun out of strips of bacon instead of bread and use baconaise instead of mayo. I know your asking "Why not just eat a ball of bacon?". Because that is my new Atkins friendly desert. An ice cream substitute, start with a ball of bacon to sub for the ice cream scoop. Then cover in baconaise for the chocolate syrup. Finish with Baco's for the sprinkles.
Well, back to work. Got to type up more arg stuff and going to try to get some more info on "Despereaux" on the web page.
I've decided I will become a Breatharian. It's the best way to avoid all the bacon
ReplyDeleteAlso you forgot to mention the bacon flavored vodka. It would wash down all your bacon meals nicely
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